Head: Will Turner
Body: RoC Duke

The Ultimate Superstar Lance "Muscles" Sputnik, P.I., PhD is a world class adventurer. Having a very versatile skill set, he's known as a bit of a Jack of All Trades. This gives him the ability to execute all sorts of ridiculous adventures. You wouldn't even believe it if he told you.

The BMX Paintball Extreme tournament is a high stakes extreme paintball/BMX tournament held in undisclosed locations on a secret random schedule throughout North America. The organizers fear that the tournament may be illegal, though authorities claim that if they would only apply for the proper permits, they would have no problems. But whatever, they are fun as hell and the jackpot is awesome, so boom - Sputnik is in.