Code Name: Yogo Commando
File Name: Mel Kellog
Primary Military Specialty: Biological Weaponry
Second Miltary Specialty: Guerrilla Commando
Birthplace: Fond du Lac, Wisconsin
Serial Number: Y0GUR7

Born a 4th generation dairy farmer from Wisconsin, Mel Kellog had his life laid out for him by his father and forefathers. That was until the war Cobra decimated his farm in an artillery barrage against GI Joe's Mobile Headquarters, leaving his entire estate to be nothing but charred remains and mud. With his lively hood gone, Mel laid in the filthy remains of his home into the night, his hopes and dreams of his life ahead of him smashed into nothing. With flood lights as bright as the noon sun, the Cobra forces marched across that muddy plain in pursuit of the G.I. Joe retreat. Cold metal hands dragged Mel kicking and screaming through the mud from his once home, tears of fear streaming down his face, only for those silent metallic mocking parodies of humans to suddenly stop and present him to their master. Held up like meat at the market, he was presented before a bespectacled man with slight facial hair, who apprised him like one's find of an antique lamp in a pawn shop. Treated as nothing more than an animal in captivity, Mel was subjected to extreme routines of physiological torture for years on end, which took their toll on his mind, much to his Interrogator's delight. Soon, nothing was left of that broken and fragile mind. He was only able to babble about the yogurt meals they served him every lunch. But with time, that mouldable, broken mind was taught and trained by his Cobra captives into a guerrilla commando, one of which that was used to test Doctor Mindbender's more...unique weaponry. Taking the new name Yogo to mock the Joe battle cry, he seeks to please his new Cobra masters.

OH GOD WHY DID I PICK FIRST. Sub-Zero head... just... augh. Anyway, I showed the parts to a friend of mine, and he said it reminded him of this YoGo commercial they showed in Canada... and well, this monstrosity was born. He wrote the bio so blame him!

Look up "Yo-Go Commercial Canada" for the commercials in question. I might make a more, uh... "accurate" one using a Crimson Guard torso.