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Tiger Force Hostile Environment
Code Name: Airtight
File Name: Schnurr, Kurt SN: 307-24-4683
Primary Military Specialty: CBR (Chemical Biological and Radiological Warfare)
Secondary Military Specialty: Ordnance
Place of Birth: New Haven, Connecticut Grade E-4
Kurt was the kid who could hold his breath the longest. He was also the kid who had the largest collection of plastic dinosaurs on the block. He was a weird kid who grew up to be an even stranger adult. It takes a mighty weird person to walk into a cloud of toxic gas strong enough to fell a mutant weight-lifter cockroach wearing a protective suit built under contract for the government by the lowest bidder. When the Tiger Force came into testing, he stepped up to the challenge.
'Airtight is an unreformed practical joker; sneezing powder, plastic barf, whoopee cushion- the whole bit!! No prank is too low for him. You'd think that other Joes would hate his guts, but they don't. Because when the bad guys escalate the fire fight and start playing dirty, it's old Airtight who suits-up Tiger Force style and wades into the thick of it.'