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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 12:57 am 
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After the final person was through the 500th Lap, the entire right side of the track was raised up to 300 feet. This 30 story jump over the west end spectators is not for the faint of heart, but these racers showed no fear:

01 The Dark Horse Red Laser (pulling a backflip!!)
02 SUICIDE TANK Capt. Spaulding (doing a headstand!!)
03 THE GREY GHOST Knighthawk
04 Shadow Wing Black Widow
05 GYREJET Blue-Gyre (and FU Monkey)
06 Shadow Cycle Flyboy
07 Scrapjet The Scavenger
08 STINGRAY Johnny 'Daredevil' Blaze
09 Jacknife The Edge
10 RAMeleon Swamp Jetter Cold Slither' Zartan
11 THUNDER KISS BABY
12 IRON GRIFFIN Cheetah
13 DRAGULA Boogie Man
14 Shadow Blade Baron Von Ritchofen
15 Firebreather Lugg the Barbarian
16 The Golden Idol Zalek

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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 12:59 am 
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Tune in tomorrow to see who lands the jump and continues on to the dangerous motocross portion of the race!

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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 12:40 pm 
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Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the second portion of our race, a true test of Agility and Durability!

As we wind through 12 challenges today, each rider will immediately take a durability roll if failing an agility roll - with percentile to judge the severity of the fails.

Today is NOT the day to go BigTexWild!

Slow, Steady, Control is key!

oh, who am I kidding? LET'S GET RAMJET !!

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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 1:47 pm 
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AND THEY ARE OVER THE RAMP - WHAT A SIGHT TO BEHOLD !!

THE CROWD IS ECSTATIC AS THEIR FAVORITE RACERS FLY OVER HEAD

oH NO! THE SCAVENGER DIDN'T MIND THE GAP

HE CRASHES INTO THE THE STANDS -- IS ANYONE HURT ? ?


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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 1:57 pm 
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No, nobody is hurt ... whew!

And it looks like the Scrapjet is back on the track, after taking the stairs down 30 stories ...

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Taking a look at all the racers landing the jump onto the narrow bridge, it looks like some of our people are getting wet!

Lugg the Bikebarian is the first to hit the water! But he stays on top!

The Grey Ghost goes in the drink! Luckily Knighthawk knows how to handle his water!!

Oops, and there goes the Suicide Tank !! But Capt Spaulding barrels through -- LOOK AT THAT WAKE!!

Here's our standing after Checkpoints 1 & 2:

01 GYREJET Blue-Gyre (and FU Monkey)
02 DRAGULA Boogie Man
03 THUNDER KISS BABY
04 Firebreather Lugg the Bikebarian
05 Shadow Wing Black Widow
06 Jacknife The Edge
07 RAMeleon Swamp Jetter Cold Slither' Zartan
08 IRON GRIFFIN Cheetah
09 STINGRAY Johnny 'Daredevil' Blaze
10 The Dark Horse Red Laser
11 Shadow Cycle Flyboy
12 The Golden Idol Zalek
13 THE GREY GHOST Knighthawk
14 SUICIDE TANK Capt. Spaulding
15 Shadow Blade Baron Von Ritchofen
16 Scrapjet The Scavenger

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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 6:18 pm 
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NEXT UP FOR YOUR RACING EXCITEMENT : CHECKPOINT 3 : "PLAINS OF BROKEN TEETH"

This is a tough challenge for our racers - there is no discernible path through these wretched , bike-wrecking rock pillars!

Our first casualty of "The Teeth" is Capt Spaulding, trying to navigate a figure 8! Spectacular crash!

One quarter of the way through the plains, KNIGHTHAWK CLIPS THE GROUND -- KNIGHTHAWK IS THROWN FROM HIS BIKE!

Barreling through the halfway point, THE STINGRAY CRASHES INTO CHEETAH, causing both bikes to veer off course and CRASH ... HOLY CRAP -- LOOK OUT, HERE COMES LUGG THE BIKEBARIAN AND HE'S NOT SLOWING DOWN FOR DEBRIS! BAM! RIGHT INTO AN SHORTCROPPING -- HE'S OFF HIS BIKE!

Knighthawk is back up, folks -- he looks to be ok!

BLAZE AND CHEETAH LOOK TO ENGAGING IN FISTICUFFS !!

now Cheetah is back on the bike, tearing off ... Blaze is also remounting, only to be knocked aside by CAPT SPAULDING RETURNING TO THE RACE ... folks, this is a good one, let's look at the standing : OH MY GOSH, THE BLUE GYRE JUST HIT A SHORTCROPPING AT FULL SPEED -- THAT BIKE MUST BE IN 70 PIECES .... THE MONKEY IS STILL AIRBORNE!! WILL IT EVER COME DOWN ?!? BlueGyre tucked into a barrel roll and came up standing !! That man is TALENTED!

AND NOW LUGG JUST SNAGGED THE FU MONKEY OUT OF THE AIR AS HE RETURNS TO THE RACE -- LUGG HAS THE FU MONKEY !!

Checkpoint #3:

01 The Golden Idol Zalek
02 Shadow Cycle Flyboy
03 Scrapjet The Scavenger
04 Jacknife The Edge
05 The Dark Horse Red Laser
06 Shadow Wing Black Widow
07 THUNDER KISS BABY
08 DRAGULA Boogie Man
09 RAMeleon Swamp Jetter Cold Slither' Zartan
10 Shadow Blade Baron Von Ritchofen
11 Firebreather Lugg the Bikebarian
12 IRON GRIFFIN Cheetah
13 STINGRAY Johnny 'Daredevil' Blaze
14 THE GREY GHOST Knighthawk
15 SUICIDE TANK Capt. Spaulding

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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 7:22 pm 
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Now we move on to checkpoint #4; lovingly titled 'The Widow Maker' including a super hairpin turn -- WHO WILL MAKE IT ?

... actually, it turns out EVERYBODY makes the turn ... except Boogie Man, who makes a full on faceplant on the canyon wall -- WTH? was he even trying? The Dragula seems to be functional, but Boogie Man is still prone! WE MIGHT NEED TO RE-NAME THIS TURN HELLBILLY HEAVEN!

These bikes don't make it through unscathed, though -- Knighthawk, Black Widow, Blaze and Lugg all scraped some paint on that turn ... but maintained control and kept going!

WHAT'S THIS? Cheetah, WHO FLIES OUT OF THE TRACK AND SKIPS THE TURN COMPLETELY .... IS THAT CHEATING ?? ... WHO CAN RULE ON THIS MANOUEVER ? MAYBE WE NEED TO CHANGE THAT RIDER'S NAME TO CHEATER?

You know who should rule on it? ZALEK, who executed a textbook turn, slowing down and blasting his way out of the turn to move into first place !! WELL DONE, ZALEK -- the fireworks inside the stadium are legendary!!

LETS SEE THAT ON REPLAY

and then let's check the lineup:

01 The Golden Idol Zalek
02 Firebreather Lugg the Bikebarian
03 RAMeleon Swamp Jetter Cold Slither' Zartan
04 The Dark Horse Red Laser
05 Shadow Cycle Flyboy
06 Shadow Wing Black Widow
07 SUICIDE TANK Capt. Spaulding
08 IRON GRIFFIN Cheetah
09 STINGRAY Johnny 'Daredevil' Blaze
10 THE GREY GHOST Knighthawk
11 Jacknife The Edge
12 Shadow Blade Baron Von Ritchofen
13 THUNDER KISS BABY
14 Scrapjet The Scavenger
15 DRAGULA Boogie Man

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..... now on to CHECKPOINT 5

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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 8:27 pm 
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BOOGIE MAN IS BACK ON HIS BIKE

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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 8:59 pm 
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CHECKPOINTS 5 & 6 : PONTCHARTRAIN PASSAGE

Moving out over the 1st great lake of our MOTOENDURO, our racers look to stay on the narrow concrete bridge, but WATCH OUT for fellow racers knocking them off !!

There's some definite jockey-ing for position as they hit the bridge ...

AND SCRAPJET GOES INTO THE WATER !!

AND THE DARK HORSE GOES INTO THE WATER !!

AND THE SUICIDE TANK GOES INTO THE WATER !!

AND LUGG GOES INTO THE WATER !!

AND THE BOOGIE MAN GOES INTO THE WATER !!

AND THE GREY GHOST GOES INTO THE WATER !!

AND THE STINGRAY GOES INTO THE WATER !!

AND THE GOLDEN IDOL GOES INTO THE WATER !!

AND THE JACKNIFE GOES INTO THE WATER !! AND HIS NOSE DIPS IN, AND THE JACKNIFE DISAPPEARS UNDER THE SURFACE IN A BLAST OF STEAM !!

Let's take a look at our lineup as they exit the bridge and the water-riders race up the shore:

01 Scrapjet The Scavenger
02 The Dark Horse Red Laser
03 SUICIDE TANK Capt. Spaulding
04 RAMeleon Swamp Jetter Cold Slither' Zartan
05 Firebreather Lugg the Bikebarian
06 DRAGULA Boogie Man
07 Shadow Cycle Flyboy
08 THE GREY GHOST Knighthawk
09 THUNDER KISS BABY
10 Shadow Blade Baron Von Ritchofen
11 STINGRAY Johnny 'Daredevil' Blaze
12 The Golden Idol Zalek
13 Shadow Wing Black Widow

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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 9:02 pm 
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AND THE EDGE BLASTS OUT OF THE LAKE IN A GREAT PLUME OF WHITEWATER

WAY TO GO, EDGE !!

THE RACE CONTINUES ON TO CP7 ... the Eye of the Needle ...

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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 9:56 pm 
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THE EYE OF THE NEEDLE

CP#7

The Spectacular Canyon with all the overhead rock bridges ... forcing our racers closer to the ground ... who will make it? who will fail?

I'LL TELL YOU WHO MAKES IT FIRST :: THE STINGRAY -- UPSIDE DOWN !!

I'LL TELL YOU WHO SMACKS HIS HEAD ON THE ROCK OVERCROPPING :: RED LASER !!

seriously ... Red Laser took it bad ... NOBODY wants to be clotheslined by a rock bridge ... nobody.

Let's take a look at the standings on the backside of THE EYE OF THE NEEDLE

01 STINGRAY Johnny 'Daredevil' Blaze
02 The Golden Idol Zalek
03 Scrapjet The Scavenger
04 Shadow Wing Black Widow
05 RAMeleon Swamp Jetter Cold Slither' Zartan
06 THE GREY GHOST Knighthawk
07 IRON GRIFFIN Cheetah
08 Jacknife The Edge
09 Shadow Blade Baron Von Ritchofen
10 Firebreather Lugg the Bikebarian
11 Shadow Cycle Flyboy
12 THUNDER KISS BABY
13 DRAGULA Boogie Man
14 SUICIDE TANK Capt. Spaulding
15 The Dark Horse Red Laser

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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 11:09 pm 
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CHECK POINT #8 :: THE ANGRY LOCALS

WHERE DID THESE PEOPLE COME FROM?

Almost in an instant, there's a crowd on top of the canyon edge -- what's going on here?

I'm getting this in over the wire: these are local people who have tired of the noise and spectacle and have come to let their voice be heard -- except their 'voice' seems to be rocks, bottles, bricks, and feces!!

WHAT THE HECK

the racers bear down, but all are affected ... the only one who seems so be getting through unscathed is BLACK WIDOW -- I BET SHE'S HAPPY NOW THAT SHE HAS THE COVER ON HER BIKE!!

WHAT IS THAT? A NET? OH NO -- THE SCRAP JET IS ENTANGLED!! THE SCRAP JET IS DOWN !! THE SCAVENGER IS ON THE RUN, WITH THE ANGRY LOCALS IN HOT PURSUIT !!

BABY JUST TOOK A GIANT DUKE TO THE FACE !! POOR BABY !!

KNIGHTHAWK DODGED A BRICK, ONLY TO TAKE A ROCK TO THE VISOR -- HE SEEMED TO SHRUG IT OFF !!

LUGG JUST TOOK AN ENTIRE BUCKET OF WHAT LOOKS TO BE ANIMAL GUTS ... WHY IS HE LAUGHING?

BOOGIE MAN TAKES A GLANCING BLOW FROM A WELL-TOSSED ROCK -- WOBBLES, BUT STAYS FLYING!

THE PEOPLE ARE ROLLING A BOULDER INTO THE CANYON ... LUCKILY MOST OF THE RACERS ARE THROUGH ...

EXCEPT THE EDGE !! HOLY CRAP, THE EDGE JUST GOT PINNED TO THE CANYON WALL BY THE BOULDER ---

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE EDGE IS OUT OF THE RACE !!

as the last rider goes flying by the angry locals, let's take a look at the standings :

00 SHADOW WING -- BLACK WIDOW
01 THUNDER KISS BABY
02 RAMeleon Swamp Jetter Cold Slither' Zartan
03 THE GREY GHOST Knighthawk
04 Firebreather Lugg the Bikebarian
05 The Golden Idol Zalek
06 Shadow Blade Baron Von Ritchofen
07 DRAGULA Boogie Man
08 The Dark Horse Red Laser
09 STINGRAY Johnny 'Daredevil' Blaze
10 SUICIDE TANK Capt. Spaulding
11 Shadow Cycle Flyboy
12 IRON GRIFFIN Cheetah

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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 11:12 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 11:29 pm 
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black widow should be #1 in that last list, she's at the top of pics :)

somebody buy the announcer a beer, or redbull he deserves it!

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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 11:39 pm 
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CHECKPOINT 9 :: THE FUNNEL

Fans, we're nearing the part of the track that just keeps getting narrower ... the canyon walls are closing in, and starting to get covered over by rock bridges and into the tunnel that's only wide enough for one racer ... all racers that were neck and neck coming out of checkpoint 8 are about to get a violent surprise!!


BABY TAKES A TICK OFF THE WALL AND DROPS A PLACE

OH NO, COLD SLITHER ZARTAN BITES IT! HE'S DOWN

KNIGHTHAWK AND JOHNNY 'DAREDEVIL' BLAZE RACE FOR THE HOLE ... AND BOTH FAIL -- BOTH RIDERS TAKE A DUSTER !!

RED BARON, LUGG AND ZAREK ARE SCREAMING FOR THE TUNNEL ... AND RED BARON BITES IT .... AND ZAREK BITES IT ... ONLY LUGG MAKES IT THROUGH !!

BOOGIE MAN LAYS IT DOWN ... AND SCREAMS THROUGH THE GAP ... HOLY CRAP HE'S ON A TEAR !!

FLYBOY AND RED LASER PAIR OFF INTO THE HOLE ... RED LASER MISSES, SPINNING OFF TO THE GROUND!!

CAPT SPAULDING HAS A CLEAR SHOT ... AND WAIT, WHAT'S THIS? IS HE ADDING SOMETHING TO HIS FUEL TANK? HIS BIKE IS BLOWING BLUE FLAMES AND HE'S OFF LIKE A SHOT !!

AND HERE COMES CHEETAH, LOOKING UNSTEADY, BUT DEFINITELY IN CONTROL ....

let's take a look at the standings, coming out the other side of THE FUNNEL

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