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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 3:38 pm 
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Ripe with kibble / Bojack Strobman
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Knighthawk is having some trouble ... looks like his tangle with Zalek has really messed him up ... he's all wobblyAND HOLY CRAP HE CORKSCREWS HARD !! KNIGHTHAWK AND THE GREY GHOST ARE DOWN ... CAN'T TELL WHERE MACHINE ENDS AND MAN BEGINS ... LOTS OF BLOODANDSTUFF IN THE SAND .... SOMEBODY GET A MEDICAL CREW DOWN THERE !!


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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 3:41 pm 
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The remaining riders are closing in on the STADIUM RETURN RAMP ... this one is twice as steep as the ramp out of the stadium was ... I hope everyone is prepared for this ...

Going into the return ramp, we have:

01 Red Laser
02 Cold Slither Zartan
03 Cheetah
04 Baby
05 Flyboy
06 Zalek
07 Black Widow

......

GOOD LUCK ON THAT RAMP, RACERS !!

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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 4:46 pm 
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AND THEY ARE ON THE RAMP

THE FIRST ONE UP AND OVER ... FLYBOY ON THE SHADOW CYCLE !!

Zartan makes it to the top ... AND LOSES POWER ? COULD THAT BE A STALL ? HE TIPS UP AT THE TOP AND COMES BACK THE WAY HE CAME !! COMPLETE ROCK TO FAKIE BY ZARTAN !! I guess that BEAVER TAIL can come back to BITE

CHEETAH FLIES FAST -- LOOK AT THAT BIKE GO! I DON'T KNOW HOW HE'S GETTING SUCH A HORIZONTAL DISTANCE!!

....

BABY IS UP AND OVER AND THE CROWD GOES WILD -- THEY ARE LOVING THEIR BABY !!

ZALEK IS .... UP? WHY IS ZALEK SO CLOSE TO THE CROWD ?? IS HE TOO HEAVY TO MAKE IT ??

WHAT IS THAT? ONE OF THE SPECTATORS IS HOLDING UP A SIGN .... OR IS IT A SHIELD ?

AND WHAT IS THAT IN HIS OTHER HAND ?? IS THAT A .... SUPERSOAKER ? .... WAIT .... WHAT IS HE SPRAYING ?? IT LOOKS TO BE ..... silly string?

OH NO --- THE SILLY STRING IS SUCKED INTO THE GOLDEN IDOL'S ENGINES ... THE GOLDEN IDOL FALTERS AND FALLS !!

.... As the Dark Horse Races past, smoothly making the jump ... WITH FINGERS IN THE AIR --

that Red Laser has some gumption, I'll tell you that!

!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FINISH LINE IS IN SIGHT AND ALL OUR REMAINING RACERS ARE BEARING DOWN !! YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS BREATHLESS FINISH !!


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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 4:48 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 10:22 pm 
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THIS IS IT FOLKS, THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR


THE JOECUSTOMS RIBBON IS UP AND HERE COME THE RACERS

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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 10:23 pm 
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WHAT A GRUELING ENDEAVOR THIS HAS BEEN

A SUPERMOTOENDURO INDEED

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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 10:24 pm 
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WHERE ONCE THERE WAS 17, NOW THERE ARE 5

CAREENING DOWN THE LAST MILE TO THE FINISH LINE ....

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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 10:25 pm 
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!! AND IT'S CHEETAH ON THE IRON GRIFFIN !!

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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 10:29 pm 
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!! FOLLOWED BY FLYBOY ON THE SHADOW CYCLE !!

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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 11:15 pm 
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... AND HERE COMES BABY ... NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER !!

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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 11:16 pm 
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RED LASER COMES FLYING IN AT FOURTH PLACE !

HE DOESN'T LOOK HAPPY, BUT WHEN HAS HE EVER LOOKED HAPPY?

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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 11:17 pm 
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... BLACK WIDOW COMES IN FIFTH ...

TEAM RED SHADOWS CREW COMES OUT ON THE TRACK TO MEET HER ... WORDS SEEM TO BE BEING EXCHANGED ...

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 Post subject: Re: THE RACE IS ON
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 11:21 pm 
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE YOU HAVE YOUR INAUGURAL JOECUSTOMS RAMJET SUPERMOTOENDURO WINNERS

THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING, GET YOUR COMMEMORATIVE PIN YOUR WAY OUT, AND FOR THOSE OF YOU AT HOME ... THANKS FOR THE AIRTIME AND WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT RACE!!

FOR JOECUSTOMS MOTORSPORTS, I'M Jm7o and I AM OUT !!

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 11:25 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2018 12:20 pm 
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bravo!! :slowclap:

That was nicely done. so is there some kind of between race action I need to take to keep my seemingly dead Knighthawk in the league? Standings points for the prettiest blood splatter? Credits for a new bike made to look exactly like the old?

Hi JM70! Can't wait for the next race.

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