Head: 25A Dr Mindbender
Body: Professor X

If you need to find something lost, something old, something you aren't even sure exists, you go to Lance Sputnik. If he can't be bothered, though, you go to his former teacher, Duncan Adventureman. Sure, in a formal office setting, heat be unimposing, but he knows his stuff. Impecable character, integrity and scruples coming out his butt, he'll get the job done, and he'll have a damn jolly good time doing it.