Head: Will Turner
Neck: Retaliation Storm Shadow
Torso: 25A Breaker
Lower arms: Unknown
Hands, lower legs: Retaliation Storm Shadow
Lower legs: 25A Storm Shadow
Feet: Renegades Tunnel Rat

The Ultimate Superstar Lance "Muscles" Sputnik, P.I., PhD is a world class adventurer. Having a very versatile skill set, he's known as a bit of a Jack of All Trades. This gives him the ability to execute all sorts of ridiculous adventures. You wouldn't even believe it if he told you.

The Palm Springs Celebrity Pro Am Pro Pro is an annual event, attended by anybody who's anybody. So naturally Lance Sputnik is going to be there. Never mind that he hates and knows little about golf. It's for charity, so whatever.

It's NOT for charity?