Codename: Ash
Function: S-Mart Employee
Real Name: Ashley J. Williams
Primary Military Speciality: Defender of the Necronomicon Exmortus, rougly translated "The Book of the Dead"

ASH and his close friends went on a vacation to a small cabin, which happened to be the current residence of the NECRONOMICON EXMORTUS, or roughly translated THE BOOK OF THE DEAD. When read aloud the evil awakens and will take over the land of the living. It was a very long night for ASH, as he was the surviving member of that small group. Suffering through near death and the pain of having to kill his own friends, even though they were possessed by the deadites.

"I was on RnR and went through Michigan where I saw ASH surrounded by a group of people. At first glance it looked like he was a psycho, because he was shooting and hacking at them for no reason. Turns out, they kept coming back, and threatening to eat his flesh and yelling "Join us!" and "I'll swallow your soul!". I guess you can say something clicked and I had to call HQ, we need someone like this to take out hordes of TOXOZOMBIES and crashed satellite radiation covered LIVING DEAD ZOMBIES. Man, its like this stuff should be in the movies!" Chuckles