Jay & Silent Bob
Jay & Silent Bob

File Name: Unknown, primary alias "Jay Phat Buds"
Place of Birth: Unknown, presumed New Jersey
Primary Military Specialty: Narcotics Acquisition/Distribution Secondary Military Specialty: Fireworks Acquisition/Distribution

C.L.I.T. COMMANDER is a relatively new player in the international terrorism scene. Along with his assistant, C.L.I.T. COMMANDER claimed responsibility for the destruction of a Provasik Biomedical testing facility in 2001. Prior to that attack, documents show C.L.I.T. COMMANDER was involved in a chaotic overthrow of a live KREL-TV broadcast in 1996, participated in (and possibly instigated) the rioting that marred the re-opening of a New Jersey cathedral in 1999, and has been dealing in narcotics, primarily marijuana, since as early as 1994.

C.L.I.T. COMMANDER does not appear to have any formal combat training, nor is he known to carry any weaponry. However, he should be considered extremely dangerous.

C.L.I.T. Commander's Muscle
File Name: Unknown, uses primary alias "'Silent' Bob"
Place of Birth: Unknown, presumed New Jersey
Primary Military Specialty: Bodyguard
Secondary Military Specialty: Combat Engineer

Wherever C.L.I.T. COMMANDER goes, his assistant is never far behind. Silent and extremely dangerous, C.L.I.T. COMMANDER'S ASSISTANT is known to have killed at least one person using a simple golf club. He is also a skilled technician, capable of constructing complex devices out of household items. He serves not only as C.L.I.T. COMMANDER'S bodyguard, but quite often as his conscience.

While C.L.I.T. COMMANDER'S ASSISTANT is not known to carry firearms, he has been known to use high-tech grappling hooks, and carries a variety of small tools, including a Swiss Army Knife, wire cutters, and cans of aerosol spray.

I've actually wanted to do these two for a long, long, long time, but only recently came up with a good recipe. The Guest Stars GP seemed like a good way to do them, and even better, make them somewhat "important", relatively speaking.

For what it's worth, I had a couple of other ideas that I *seriously* flirted with for this GP, including the Blues Brothers and LEGO's Alpha Team. I may still do them in the future...

As an aside, I wish I had gotten my mitts on a Zartan waist for Silent Bob, so he could have the Batman belt on. Also: it kind of is embarassing that everyone and their brother is dremeling down Mirage chests now, because it makes me look like a follower. I swear, I thought of it pretty early on! I promise!

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