Real Name: Brad Adams
Hometown: Hamilton, ON

Metro is your everyday all around nice guy. He's always willing to lend a helping hand and often can be seen helping old ladies with their groceries (mostly no account he's one of the managers at the local supermarket). During patio season, you generally will find him attending some form of function involving his trusty 6 of Keiths bringing merriment to the masses. Always ready to get his swerve on, he never turns down an invite to go out for an evening. When not at work, the gym, or out on the town, he can often be found lurking in his underground lair working on some form of project usually involving some form of "those artistic genes" his younger brother continually criticizes him about - well not so much the abundance of artistic genes as the lack of smart genes. Ah, brotherly love. Lauded by his good buddy Jeff for his uncanny "Spidey sense" of direction, inexplicably he's had to call to inform his family he'd be late for Thanksgiving dinner because he was lost in the woods. It was only supposed to be a 3 hour hike. If they'd only listened to me....uh him. Let's not talk about his love for Nell McAndrew - that'll just get ugly.......

"Its time to get my James Bond on......"

My Accessories include:

Cell Phone
Bottle of Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale
Computer running Diablo 2
Nell McAndrew poster